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Project: Rant – RANT 034: Dear Celica Douche

This lady wants to apologize for being such a good driver. Actor: Kelli Bland.
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Real comments made about the show straight from our YouTube channel. BTW, we’re totally not homophones. www.projectrant.com
Video Rating: 4 / 5

Like this girl?

yeah so this is a standard scenario. I like this girl (alot). Sent her flowers (with no name). Got really drunk a few days later and sent her a message on “facebook” saying i sent her the flowers. She replies, “thank you, it made my day, only the second time in her life that she got flowers” blah blah. last night like a douche i sent her another message “glad you like the flowers, “pretty flowers for a pretty lady” which was so cliche. Nways to add to problems iam a pussy, I meet her everyday and never say anything but the normal “hi”. She is perfect and way outta my league and I promised my self at the start of all this that I would never get her and that I should know that. But I cannot stop thinkin goff her. I have been avoiding her eversince and today I saw her from a distance. So i waved and she waved smiled back. So to cut it short iam a pussy is there anyway i can find out if she likes me without having to converse too much . How to i convince my brain to stop liking her.
hey thanks for the quick answer. i dont really have an self esteem issues, all this happens only when i like the girl. i could never first be “friends” with her because of this whole fiasco. she may not be perfect but i sure as hell think she is. and i guess ill just try harder to talk when iam around her.

Like this girl?

yeah so this is a standard scenario. I like this girl (alot). Sent her flowers (with no name). Got really drunk a few days later and sent her a message on “facebook” saying i sent her the flowers. She replies, “thank you, it made my day, only the second time in her life that she got flowers” blah blah. last night like a douche i sent her another message “glad you like the flowers, “pretty flowers for a pretty lady” which was so cliche. Nways to add to problems iam a pussy, I meet her everyday and never say anything but the normal “hi”. She is perfect and way outta my league and I promised my self at the start of all this that I would never get her and that I should know that. But I cannot stop thinkin goff her. I have been avoiding her eversince and today I saw her from a distance. So i waved and she waved smiled back. So to cut it short iam a pussy is there anyway i can find out if she likes me without having to converse too much . How to i convince my brain to stop liking her.
hey thanks for the quick answer. i dont really have an self esteem issues, all this happens only when i like the girl. i could never first be “friends” with her because of this whole fiasco. she may not be perfect but i sure as hell think she is. and i guess ill just try harder to talk when iam around her.

The Islands #2 – TheRealParis

Latest – blogs.myspace.com The Islands with Stevie Ryan and Adam Scott Franklin www.myspace.com www.myspace.com Tags: stevieryan TheRealParis long island guidos clubs tan new york party italian family ally nicky bones stevie ryan adam scott franklin nyc staten guidette fist pump hooters girl douche bag guy dude gotti club manhattan blowouts bags mtv true life east coast … stevieryan TheRealParis long island guidos clubs tan new york party italian family ally nicky bones stevie ryan adam scott …

Office Douche Bag 3: The Conference

Steve gets a surprise in Los Angeles at a business conference. “We are going to party so freaking hard”… SUBSCRIBE! FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com TWITTER: twitter.com … Douche Bag Lady GaGa Tommy Savas Eric Pumphrey Joy Sommers Hanover Boothe Sex Californication Poker Face Reckless Tortuga Lindsey Reckis Jason Schnell

Craigslist Stunt Police

A group of local stunters out of Sacramento, California decide to call out a kid on craigslist who charges an hour for his “stunt school” . The kid (Joey Hernandez) of El Dorado Hills, California claims he can teach “any” stunt in an hour. The members of Idol Riders *mid-cal stunners* and Cali Alliance decide to take his class and pretend to be newbs and at the very end decide to give him a little surprise.

http://www.myspace.com/joeyhernandez

http://www.stuntlife.com/forums/113-stunt-bike-videos-reviews/243430-craigslist-stuntschool-sac-another.html

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/general-sportbikes/411319-mad-stunter-gets-schooled.html

http://www.midcalstunners.com/