I was looking on craigslist for a good place to get a massage. One of the postings said “No happy endings” What that mean?
Has anyone had a massage with a “happy ending”?
Get a massage with a happy ending?
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No cumming.
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It means they won’t massage your you-know-what….
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A happy ending refers to having sex after the massage is over.
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I don’t know of any legal massage shops in America that offer “happy endings” other than Nevada…but a happy ending means a whole body massage (as in even the penis) and some place’s will even massage it with their mouth..but it will cost you extra either way…i have never gotten one by the way i would never pay for sex not even a handy!
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keep looking there are place that do this
meaning happy ending meaning besides the massage you have intercourse and the WHOLE BODY CAN GET A MASSAGE
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It means busting a you know what in her mouth or hand. They usually don’t have intercourse. don’t ask me how I know this I just do.
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as someone said earlier it refers to the entire body, it does not it refers to a massage then ILLEGALLY ends in a sexual way. a ,massage to actually does massage inside you mouth anus vagina orifices are available they are expensive and the people that do them are highly trained and they are completely none sexual. when i went through school i had to sign a paper saying i would not preform happy endings at all with any of the knowledge that i learned from the school. (giving the school a bad name)
i am a massage therapist
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